When you give the 3 year-old the camera....

. . . you get this: 

 

Which, actually, is quite a good picture of me. 

You see, that unnaturally bright glare on my face covers up any and all facial blemishes including but not limited to the dark circles under my eyes from a less than desired amount of sleep.

The acute brightness of my face actually aids in the process of making my hair appear silky and shiny, chic and smooth.

And there's something about that angle that makes my right arm appear as dainty as a porcelain doll.

I just may have LM take all my portraits from now on!

Anyone else? Photographer for hire!!